Friday, April 11, 2008

OFFICE Quote!!

this is part of the deleted scene from the Office last night.

Dwight:
"I'll tell you about my ideal dinner party. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Osama bin Laden, John Wayne Gacy, and Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer.
'Oh, hey guys, welcome to my home,
Oh, here comes the waiter with the soup, hope you guys are hungry!'"
(wispering) "Meanwhile, the waiter suddenly nods at me, but I don't acknowledge him. But I know he's an assassin, because I trained him."
"BOOM- two minutes later- five dead psychopaths at my dining-room table. All that's left to do is dispose of the bodies and collect the reward.
hehh... its almost too easy."

I LOVE Dwight!!

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